Calefón Update

While I can’t claim to have conquered the calefón, I feel that I have at least reached an uneasy truce with it. It gives me hot water and allows me to take a shower without running the risk of hypothermia. However, it also toys with me. The calefón wants me to know it’s still the boss in our relationship. It scalds me with hot water to remind me of its power. It freezes me with cold water to remind me how much I need it. And it gives me just enough water at the right temperature to keep me from ripping the darn thing out of the wall. It is a cruel and unyielding master.